Monday, May 16, 2005

the prayer...

found this hilarious thing displayed at my clg's cubicle:

Dear Lord,

Grand me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work…
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
16% on Thursday
9% on Fridays

And help me to remember…
when I’m having a really bad day,
and it seemed like people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only
4 to extend my middle finger and dare them to bite me.