the prayer...

found this hilarious thing displayed at my clg's cubicle:

Dear Lord,

Grand me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I cannot accept,

and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people

I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today

as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work…

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

16% on Thursday

9% on Fridays

And help me to remember…

when I’m having a really bad day,

and it seemed like people are trying to piss me off,

that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only

4 to extend my middle finger and dare them to bite me.

Amen.